i love coffee. diet coke. marb smooths. girls. not necessarily in that order.

One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?

—Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

(Source: psych-facts, via pizza)


people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via pizza)


Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via breakingblair)